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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 18:44
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Starbucks Enters the Protein Wars With Test of New Drink Option - Bloomberg.com
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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No go.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Then came..
How do I promote my book to get it reviewed and grow an audience if I already published it?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.